“22번의 루돌프를 사랑해주신 많은 분들 정말 감사합니다.
저의 작은 선물이 마음에 드셨으면 좋겠고
제 마음만큼은 우리 엑소엘들에게 다 전달되었으면 좋겠어요.
정말 행복하다. 오늘
사랑해요. EXO-L”
Translation: “I am trully thankful to you all for loving the 22nd Rudolf.
I hope you like my little present
and that my feelings have been conveyed to EXO-L.
I’m truly happy. Today
I love you. EXO-L”
when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about
the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides
the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”
like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone
one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.
then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.
